Joel's Useless Super Power: Unbreakable object catcher

Joel's Useless Super Power: Unbreakable Object Catcher

This guy has lightning quick reflexes. If he or someone else drops a plastic glass, a pen or an eraser Joel will flip it with his foot, he will bend, he will dive and make the impossible catch, millimeters from the ground in the most spectacular way.

But if the falling object is porcelain, glass or crystal, he will fail miserably and the precious object will shatter in a million pieces.

What is the point of being able to catch unbreakable objects?

There is none! That’s why this is Joel’s Useless Super Power. And he is a proud member of the Secret Society Of Useless Super Hero!

What is your Useless Super Power?

Isabelle's Useless Super Power: Speed Eye Blinker

Isabelle is a Super Speed Eyes Blinker. No one can blink their eyes faster than she does. She has wonderful blue eyes and extra long lashes so it just makes her Useless Super Power more spectacular.

So far, no one was able to determine how fast she can blink. Maybe one day we will be able to use a high speed camera to slow down the action and calculate how fast she blinks. But until then, it will remain a mystery.

It serves no purpose at all. But this is HER Useless Super Power. And she is a proud member of the Secret Society Of Useless Super Hero!

What is your Useless Super Power?

My Useless Super Power: Groundhog Spotter

Yep, Groundhog Spotter! I NEVER miss one. Even if I am driving, at 120 km/h, in pouring rain, passing by a semi-trailer truck, kids fighting on the back seat, talking to my wife… I can still spot a groundhog hiding in a ditch at the end of a field.

I’m telling you I never miss one!

Even passenger, that have nothing more to do than trying to beat me can’t spot more groundhog than do.

It serves no purpose at all. But this is MY Useless Super Power. And I am a proud member of the Secret Society Of Useless Super Hero!

What is your Useless Super Power?